BadTeacher_ttv

She's so ugly, for the first six months her mother diapered the wrong end.

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  • Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.
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  • My brain said, "Let's do something exciting today." My body said, "Don't listen to that fool."
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  • Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.
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  • I saw a sign to day that made me pee my pants. "Toilets Closed."
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  • How is a thunderstorm similar to sex? You never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last
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  • Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are f***ing that night.
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  • Dirty mind test: What starts with d and ends with ick? Drumstick.
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  • My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
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  • What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it
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  • What’s the difference between a job and marriage? A job still sucks after 10 years.
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  • If you were here, we wouldn’t be getting any work done.
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  • My wife gave me a h@ndjob the other day using Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash that sh1t off.
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  • Sex on the beach? Not bad—until the sand gets everywhere.
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  • What do you call a nurse who has scraped knees? The head nurse.
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  • A husband says to his wife, "Why don’t you tell me when you 0rga$m?" She replies, "I don’t like calling you when you’re at work."
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